Community Magazine March 2003

58 COMMUNITY MAGAZINE The hands-free cellular telephone adapters that have become essen- tial since laws went into effect restricting cell phone use by drivers, has now finally become affordable as well. Previously priced anywhere from $15 to $75, a new innovation has stormed into the market shatter- ing the price barrier and making the technology accessible to almost any- one. The new device, is a high per- formance “band” constructed of a flexible, stretchy material called “rubber”. Available in a wide variety of sizes and colors it sells for about $.02 each in quantity and is available now through a special arrangement with Office Depot. Latest and Greatest The Flag Fights Back Price Breathrough on “Hands-free” Kits Kissing Planes Saudi Arabian Airlines is the first to introduce an airplane that kisses the ground automati- cally after landing. No more getting down on hands and knees when you land to kiss the earth in appreciation to G-d, these new single use planes are designed to do it for you. Unfortunately however, the pioneering technol- ogy is not likely to be imitated by any other air- line because of the prohibative cost of dispos- able jumbo-jet airliners. The tables have turned on rude anti-American flag burning demon- strators. This ordinary looking rendition of the stars and stripes, packs an unusual surprise when terrorist types try to ignite it -- it sets them on fire. Specially engineered, this version of old glory is available only in repressive, authoritarian, freedom-hating countries. Purim Edition